I want to be a Minotaur for Halloween. I used to want to be a werewolf. But the Greeks have way cooler monsters. My friend Jacob said he was going to be a soldier with a knife stuck in his head all bloody and this girl in my class named Kylie-the-big-fat-jerk made fun of both us. I bet she is going to be something lame like a cheer leader or some stupid pink princess. My mom wants to be Finn the Human for Halloween. I don't care as long as she stays away from my candy. I'm not falling for that Parent Candy Inspector thing she does this year. I'm on to her big time!